Zero Fucks Given

We’ve all seen it: she’s run the streets, had her “fun,” and now that the mileage is showing and the DMs have slowed, she’s suddenly “finding herself.” And wouldn’t you know it? The final stop on the Carousel Express is always religion. That’s right—after years of being the poster child for bad decisions, she’s now the face of morality. You can’t make this up.

Here’s how you ditch the old rules, embrace your freedom, and dominate the dating scene after divorce.

1 Her Instagram overfloweth with Bible quotes,but her soul overfloweth only with the hungerfor likes and shares.2 Be wary of the Harlot who weaponizeth...